Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My Next Youtube Video






Will be spoofying people who think the Illuminati is real and most importantly that Beyonce, JayZ, and Rihanna are a member of it. Also its funny how people think being naked with heavy makeup makes you edgy.. They give them wayyyyyyyyyyy too much credit...

Irritating News

I got some news today when I checked the mail that has me gagging right now. I need to work something out QUICKLY.

Monday, May 24, 2010

This Tumblr is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

Y'all know I like ignorant ass shit this site is giving me everything!

http://yourmomisclubbin.tumblr.com


Sunday, May 23, 2010

I GOT ALL A's!!

For the spring semester. I am happy! Can't believe this fall I will be graduating...lord I will have so much money to pay back.... I just caught a lil stroke.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

So disgusted

Someone I use to be in the Navy with (I barely remember him) posted an update today that had me livid! I promptly deleted his ass! For the past two weeks he had been posting these foreboding updates that would prompt people to say what is going on? For which he never answers so I was like fuck it drama queen. Today he decided to tell everyone on facebook that his ex girlfriend had an abortion in Knoxville TN. Yes, I should not know any of that. He first starts out with abortion is wrong no matter the circumstances and then spills all the tea!

What got me real bothered was everything was about him not the aborted fetus! It was a bunch of women have no right...He would have done whatever to ensure the baby was all right... He will never forgive her... I could not believe that he would put such an intimate experience as a facebook status. I don't care the hurt! Folks was just like I am sorry but fuck that I am not going to apologize for a woman's right to choose. Some men can't stand the fact that women now have that choice. They can no longer use pregnancy as a means to control women.

I just deleted his ass because I don't want to be associated with people who would post such things....

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Silly Ho: I'm so lonely

There is this person I use to be good friends with back in the day. I recently found her again on facebook and I am a bit amazed by her. First of all I didn't realize she was so damn ghetto! So very tacky. Her hair... I am just waiting for her to show up on hotghettomess.com but that isn't what has me gagging. Its her neediness. Although I share some personal things on this site and on other blog sites I have had. I have never ever ever whined in public about not having a man! That is just something you don't do. No one wears desperation well!

This particularly person is very depressed over being single..she can't be no more than 32 or 33. She meets men and quickly things seem to go sour. And why do I know this??? She puts this shit all on facebook. She is coming off mad desperate. This week really killed me because she wrote a note talking about she has spent alot of time wondering why she is single and why a man doesn't want to marry her. She then goes on to say that it is because God is getting her ready for the right man. Ok then girl. Now that had to be 2 days ago, today she posted a nasty note talking about fucking for 3 1/2 hours! At least that is what it sounded like. I asked her what was the post about and she said nothing. Again ok then girl.

She needs to write this shit down in a journal and keep her whining to herself..no wonder white folks are always on the news talking about single black women. Its because their asses is out in public whining! Even on twitter not a day goes by that someone isn't saying black men ain't shit, I wish I had a man..yadda yadda yadda. I never ever was like that, maybe it is because I am an only child so I had to learn to entertain myself. Or maybe it's because I am lazy. It takes a lot of work to be in a relationship..I rather be alone if I wasn't with my husband. I never wrapped my value up in what a man thought of me. Fuck men they are stupid for the most part. They are beholden to their dick and can't think straight. And they have to work super hard to get someone to fuck them, well a quality fuck. I can't. I am glad I am a woman vulnerabilities and all.

If this blog can be a PSA it would be just shut the fuck up about not having a man we don't care and we don't want to hear it. Also take that fucked up looking kool aid weave out your head!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Turned In Last Final Today



I am done! Today I fell off my diet I wanted a DRINK! Me and the hubby went to our Mexican spot and I had 4 margaritas! Yessssssss and they were GOOD. I also had chicken and beef fajitas with charro beans. I also had some cake! I know my husband is going to say something to me about eating the cake but fuck it I deserved it. Now that I am off until June 1 I will be exercising more. After living in this house for 5 years I recently found out we have access to a tennis court so the hubby and I will be taking advantage of that.

Hair:

Lawd my hair is nappy right now! I have been lazy so I have kind of let my hair go. I have been wearing wigs but it is getting too hot for that so me and the legacy of Madame C.J. Walker are about to get reacquainted. The front of my hair is fairly straight but the back is nappy like Pam. I don't mind naps what I don't like is two hair textures.

Youtube:

My M.I.A video on Born Free has like 18K views..I don't like that... I keep making it private because I am tired of people leaving comments. I wish I could stop comments but let people see what people have already said. A lot of it is a bunch of fuckery but then that is youtube. I am not the best with grammar but damn some people had me scratching my head like WHAT??? Incomplete sentences, terrible spelling, irrational arguing. I haven't read half the comments. One douche said he was disappointed in my cursing, black women have lost their femininity that bitch can eat a hot bowl of dicks.. I could care less what a man thinks about femininity.




Saturday, May 8, 2010

Today was a BITCH


I was mad enough to kill. A boot was put on my car! A girl who was doing a good deed offered me her parking ticket at school, so I used it as I had on heels and the parking was closer. I was there to be be inducted into the honors society and I knew it would be a quick ceremony. I swear as soon as I walked away, MISTER FUCKING FREEMAN put a boot on my car. I had to pay $112. 25 to get that shit off my car. The bitch ass fucker couldn't even look me in the FACE while he fucking me over. I felt like I was raped, I had no recourse, me not seeing the ticket was non transferable when I used it was useless. He was like I need 112.25 to take it off! I just started crying because there was nothing I could do but pay it. As I write this my chest is hot with anger. There was a moment I wish I had a stun gun because after he took the boot off I would have loved to sting him within an inch of a fucking heart attack!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Finals Next Week and I am starving

This is the time I usually get real ignorant with it. I feel I can't study without stuffing my face with something. I usually stay in one spot from hours on end, which means in front of the computer. So no kind of exercise. I am so hungry right now. I have been sticking to my diet for.... 3 weeks on Friday. I have had occasional pains for sweets and junk foods, but I just have to ignore it. As soon as my husband comes home I want to eat dinner but he doesn't he eats a late lunch so he wants to eat at 8 and 9 at night. By then I am dying. Like right now I want to sneak off and eat something just so I can be satisfied. When I got on the scale earlier it said I had lost about 10 or 9 give or take. I have to keep going. I want my damn cheek bones back!