Thursday, July 30, 2009

I am not feeling

Grown men acting like 12 year old boys! I find myself rolling my eyes a lot to day. Perhaps I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this afternoon. Maybe that is my damn problem I have nothing to do. I can clean out and straighten up but who wants to do that every damn day. I feel a bit unstable. But not the Britney Spears 5150 hold unstable more like being mean to people for no real reason unstable.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

OK This shit is hilarious to ME

Turn your volume down because the screaming on this is turned up to 11!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Artist Spotlight: Arianne Zager


arianne Zager


I would describe Arianne's art as whimsical and feminine but what do I know? I am not an art critic, I just know what I find pleasing to my own wacky eyes. In addition to being an accomplished artist in New York she is also a talented opera singer! She does a beautiful version of Ava Maria. Recently, this talented artist had a showing of her art in Spain! You go girl. I enjoy her art and I hope that you will dig it too. To find out more about Arianne check out her websites..

Saturday, July 18, 2009

This Song Always Made Me Laugh

I hate that the only unedited version of this song I can find is Chopped & Screwed...

Stop it!

There is one thing I can't stand and that is a man who is gay and tries to over compensate for what he feels is a shortcoming and perpetrate a sexist heterosexual dog role! The man in the mirror is screaming "I AM A BOTTOM!!" You are not fooling anyone! I don't believe in outing people I believe it is tacky but sometimes, I want to be a basic woman and ring the alarm on this fool. Its a tell darling when all you do is hollar about pussy, what a woman should dress like or how she should have her hair styled, and how many bitches want to fuck you. Straight men don't do that darling because a straight man knows that if you publicly disrespect women in that manner your chances of getting pussy as you say is next to none. Stop it. Just keep your mouth shut!

A true heterosexual dog who is all about the pussy conceals that from women that is why we call them dogs. Only a dumb ass man would put it out there like that. There is a thin line between a straight man pretending he getting laid and a gay black man pretending he straight when it is obvious that you are dirty bottom! Please just stop it. You have crossed that line you not fooling anyone. You are too extra with it. Tone it down! Its embarrassing! I hope he is not fooling any women with that farce! If so, it is tragic. From even looking at his pictures he just screams gay man to me. I hope all his talk about pussy and bitches begging to fuck him is just internet talk and he signs off and gets in bed with his lover and do what it do.

And the way he goes on about Jay Z!! He would so suck him off to get on a mix tape. He would let him put it anywhere. He a dirty ho. Beyonce better watch her man! He is a mess!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Today is Our Anniversary

Its weird because we have been married now for 2 years but really we have been with each other since 2004. So it seems like a long time but when you tell someone that you have only been married 2 years it seems like nothing. Today so far was fun. My husband hid notes all through out the house with clues to the next clue. It was a mini scavenger hunt! He even hid a clue on Simba! I was too tickled! With one of the clues I had to play a certain track on his ipod and it was him talking and telling me how to work out my next clue. It was so different and sweet. Oh and he made me a video too telling me how much he loved me! I am a spoiled girl! As much as a bitch about stuff, I have an outstanding husband that loves me to pieces. It is me with the stanked up to be damn mindset.

He got me some panties and a jewelry box for our anniversary. Panties are a must and very practical. I don't think my ass will be contained in them joints though, he wouldn't mind though. So far I had a very sweet anniversary. I love my husband with all my heart, he sees me as I truly am and with all my flaws he loves me. I can't even imagine my life without him. He compliments me in every way. I love him and I look forward to another year and many more after that. Oh and some babies! I am very blessed to have the partner I have. He respects me, loves me he is my Best BEST friend. God sent me a good man.

Disclaimer: kind of tired so I know this doesn't flow very well. Didn't sleep well last night going for a nap now!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Another Cartoon I Made

This cartoon was inspired by my friend Mikey and a conversation that went on with room mate. His friend was really going through it about these dishes.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


Was hard..When I first heard of Michael Jackson's passing I didn't expect it to affect me the way it had. Tears flowed and flowed. All I can see was this man who loved to perform who was gentle and sweet and we just shitted on him and now..he is gone. I grew up with Michael there was never a time in my life he wasn't there. He was my first crush. I remember being so proud of him and thinking how cute he was. This BLACK man ruled. Do you hear me! No one was more famous than he. Artists aspire to be like him but they can't touch it. He is legend. They just don't have artists like him anyone that lived and breathe the art they created. I know he is weeping with us, at all the love being put out in the atmosphere for him. It was like my brother died..but I would have been the ghetto sister cussing muthafuckers out for running my brother's name through the mud. I would have beat bitches in to the concrete. I wouldn't let any body fuck with him. But he wasn't my brother.... I know they say he belonged to all of us and to a point he did but he belonged to his family. He was a breathing human being not a personality or Jacko or all that bullshit. He was Michael Joseph Jackson, a son, brother and father.

Michael was a grown man and he made the choices he made and who am I to judge. That man carried weight. Folks talk about him as if he worked at Kinko's we can't compare his life to ours or judge his choices. We just can't. As I watched the memorial service for him the tears began to flow again. Our Michael is gone. Children have lost their father. I can't even imagine! Those poor poor kids. I hope people leave them alone. Please leave them alone. And Katherine! That was her child! No mother ever ever thinks about burying their child. I am depressed about the whole situation and confused to weep for a man I never knew is confusing. Why do I hurt like I do. Why do I want to hug his family and tell them how sorry I am. Who am I? Maybe its because we grew up with them. I don't know but lord I have cried a river today.

Everyone at the memorial to me touched on all sides of Michael the performer, the friend, the brother, the father. None of us are one thing are we? I was wanted to cuss when I saw Al Sharpton and was ready to get army marching to tell him to shut up but when he spoke to the kids I was like YES YES. "Nothing is strange about your daddy, what he had to deal with was strange" That was the truth. He saved himself because I was ready to ring the alarm with all that shouting he was doing. Brooke's shaking hands... But for me who truly captured the memorial was Stevie Wonder. Oh my God his song choices!!! The Lyrics to They Won't Go When I Go was so poignant. I am crying now just thinking of it. Stevie you are a genius and a blessing.. Fuck the haters Michael..they can't touch you...

Paris baby girl..thank you for being strong and speaking for your Daddy. A father is a girl's first love. She broke my heart because she is having to be strong and experience something that my 34 year old ass can't comprehend. When she called him Daddy it just broke my heart. Daddy means something to a girl I can't explain it. Thank you for being a brave girl and letting us know how much you loved him. We appreciate, respect and cherish that the first words we heard you speak was for the love of your father. I know this blog sounds like a babbling hot mess but I had to write it. Typo's, fucked up grammar and all. It's from the heart. Thank you Michael I pray and hope your soul is at peace in God's glory. I love you..I love you..

Sunday, July 5, 2009

A Video I Made

I made this video in response to some ignorant shit I saw from someone I was following on Twitter and the Erykah Badu and Indie Arie video. To me my video is mad hilarious. It amuses me and really that is all that matters. lol

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I'm a little annoyed

Yes! I am right at this moment. This is the only place I can express it because if I post it anywhere else I will get 21 questions.

Friday, July 3, 2009

This is hilarious

When India Arie meets Erykah Badu..