Today was a BITCH

I was mad enough to kill. A boot was put on my car! A girl who was doing a good deed offered me her parking ticket at school, so I used it as I had on heels and the parking was closer. I was there to be be inducted into the honors society and I knew it would be a quick ceremony. I swear as soon as I walked away, MISTER FUCKING FREEMAN put a boot on my car. I had to pay $112. 25 to get that shit off my car. The bitch ass fucker couldn't even look me in the FACE while he fucking me over. I felt like I was raped, I had no recourse, me not seeing the ticket was non transferable when I used it was useless. He was like I need 112.25 to take it off! I just started crying because there was nothing I could do but pay it. As I write this my chest is hot with anger. There was a moment I wish I had a stun gun because after he took the boot off I would have loved to sting him within an inch of a fucking heart attack!

Sad Face

My husband sent me an email with pictures of me from about 4 years ago. They immediately depressed me. I am a fat cow now. I just can't believe I have blown up like this in the past 3 years its terrible. So damn depressing but I have done it to myself. No one to blame but me.

THIS SHIT IS HORRIBLE!!!

LOOK AT THIS HOT MESS SHIT! YES I AM GOING KANYECAPS ON THIS BULLSHIT.

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE MAKE ME WANT TO GET HARRIET TUBMAN'S GUN!!!

THIS MESS SENT BLACK WOMEN BACK 1000 YEARS. YET FOLKS WAS MAD ABOUT BADU'S VIDEO. GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK!

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

GOT DAMN IT.

I got a fucking 74 on a test! The class average for this exam was 72! Why did I take this fucking man again??? I know why! Because I am fucking retarded and should have learned my lesson!

This says it all

Also..my ass can't sleep

It is damn near 5 in the morning and I am wide awake. So yeah FML. Finals this week and next. Wish me luck because I am going to need it. Now sure if this semester will be a 4.0 one unless I can pull all A's on these exams.

I am stuck

I still have not lost anymore god darn weight! I have been stuck for 2 weeks now! Son of a bitch.

Pissed

Weigh ins this week suck. I did not lose any weight but I gained a pound. This is the point where I get stuck and want to say fuck it and eat a 5 Guys burger. I need to get over this hump! Perhaps I am not eating enough calories. I am most definitely am not eating more. So this week I am going to work at increasing my vegetables. Dieting fucking sucks I tell you.

I am telling you

I am so fat right now. Matter of fact my pants is not buttoned right now. (FAT SHIT) It seems like fat is trying to take over everything. Its affecting my sex life. (I have NO sex drive) I don't even want to get on a scale I probably would faint. I was doing good in the summer with my runs but since school has started I have fell off. I never ever thought I would get this big. So today I have started dieting. It is so hard because I love to eat. Whatever is full of fat and sugar I love it! I am on some fat shit I know!

None of my jeans are shirts fit right. My body has morphed from Beyonce to Tocarra! I can't stand it. Oh and Tocarra with no titties at that. I have big arms now! I never had big arms before. But anyway I am going to stop bitching about it and do it. Its tiring when people complain about shit and don't do nothing about it. Wishing this weight off is not gonna make it so.

Not having sugar is going to kill me ya'll just don't know I have been on some fat shit! Have Starbucks and cake Mon-Thur at school rather than eating some damn food. I am a mess!

This Song Always Made Me Laugh

I hate that the only unedited version of this song I can find is Chopped & Screwed...